Things guys should keep in mind on a date

1) Talking about his Ex.

2) Should be real and not fake.

3) Should not show off and try to be what he is.

4) Should not worry about the people who are staring at you both.

5) Come 1 or 2 hours before time and check whether everything is perfect or not at the venue.

6) Shouldn't brag about the things he own.

7) Should not talk more about other girls.

8) Should not cross his limits in respect to speaking and hand hand gestures.

9) Should not check his cellphone again and again.

10) Should praise yourself.

11) Be kind and down to earth.

12) Should not talk about Sex.

13) Should not fight or argue.

14) Shouldn't talk about cricket.

15) Should not talk about profession and office much unless you both share mutual profession.

16) Should sound like a gentleman.

17) Should not get more close in any sense (Eg. Asking too much personal questions or physically close)

18) Should not talk about about what 'Gappa bazi' you do with your friends.

19) Should not talk about others and specially people girl hates.

20) Should not talk about your computer games.

21) Should not underestimate the girl with him.

22) Should not be prody just because he is a boy.

23) Respect for the feminine nature will really help.

24) Never leave a girl alone for talking on phone.

25) Don't give her fake compliments.

26) Notice her small small accessories and give her compliments.

Life After College

nOw nO mOre hunting fOr ID card in morning ........

nOw nO mOre running tO bank fOr making D.D ........

nOw nO mOre tension of gate closing just for being few mins late .......

nOw nO mOre waiting fOr lift .......

nOw nO mOre buttering TULSI BHAI n DINESH BHAI .......

nOw nO mOre cursing college management fOr charging 500/- tO get ua cell back ........

nOw nO mOre standing in coridoor n waiting fOr our crush tO pass by ..........

nOw nO mOre dance practice in KHUFIA ..........

nOw nO mOre bird watching in canteen ..........

nOw nO mOre shOuting F.Mmmmmmmmmm F.Mmmmmmm in college fest ..........

nOw nO mOre irritating faculties by singing gujju garba n banging nashik dhOl in classroom ..........

nOw nO mOre shOuting fifdy dooo during attendance after last roll no. was called .........

nOw nO mOre mimicry of faculty members ..........

nOw nO mOre searching class .........

nOw nO mOre excuses fOr cOming late in lec ...........

nOw nO mOre gathering tO xerox shOps ........

nOw nO mOre mass bunks .........


nOw nO mOre pet names fOr friends ........


nOw nO mOre secrete codes for indicating hot chick passing by ........


nOw nO mOre punches in presentations .........


nOw nO mOre shouting at friends after exam "SAALE KAL HI TOH SIKHAYA THA TEKEO FIR BHI NAHI LIKHA"


nOw nO mOre searching for class room before every lecture ......


nOw nO mOre begging gatekeeper tO get in without ID ........


nOw nO mOre over weighting lift by entering 10-12 people at time instead of 7-8 .........


nOw nO mOre rushing fOr group pics .........


nOw nO mOre pushing each other on hot girls n saying "KYA KAR RAHA HAI ?" in front of that chick ....... 


nOw nO mOre waiting fOr IMPORTANCE a night before examination .......


nOw nO mOre grOup studies ........

nOw nO mOre 'WE' will be used nOw only 'I' will be used every where .......

(YOU CAN ADD YOUR EXPERIENCE ALSO WHICH YOU GONNA MISS, IT WILL BE INCLUDED IN THE ABOVE WRITE UP WITH YOUR NAME IN BRACKETS)

College Ends Life Ends

College days are most amazing days of any student, So are for me and my insane friends,
I dont know how will I survive in professional world without them, feels like now my life ends, 


Nobody will call me with ridiculous nicknames and no more i'll be paired with the girl with whom my friends found me standing for a while,
Nobody will be there to write project for me and no more panic for last moment submition of project and after reaching classroom again running down stairs because I forgot to get a file,




Looking at hot chick and showing thumbs up to friends instead of uttering a single word about her,
And waiting for college fest for getting in touch of new girls and asking for their numbers with heart full of fear,


Texting each other during lecture and criticizing lecturer and abusing lecturer if they takes a your cellphone because you where busy reading msg,


Going canteen and sitting for hours without ordering a single item, and later ordering cutting tea between 16 people just to shut the mouth of canteen owner and then giggle loudly,




Entering college on friends ID and when caught by faculty member, giving them reason that you've given application but forgot to collect ID from office,


Moving out of prelims in 10mins and like a fool sitting on stair case which is just opp to staff room,
When caught by princi who is always on round, the reason given to her for sitting out used to be "ma'am his health is not sound"


Going for mass bunking and than tearing the attendance muster's prev months page, all this things when hits my mind spills out tears from eyes and makes me wish to back to my teen age.

Reason Behind VALENTINE'S DAY ???

Hi friends,

My name is VALENTINE.  I was from Rome and lived my life on earth in third century, its too long back and right now enjoying heaven. I feel so nice when I see couple getting married or loving each other truly. Anyways lemme continue with my intro, It was the time when Rome was ruled by Emperor named Claudius. I never liked Emperor Claudius, in fact many of them had same feelings.

Claudius always wanted to have huge armed force. He expected Rome citizen (men) to join his army. Many men were just against fighting in the war. They were afraid to go away from their wives and families. Now you must have got an idea that not many men came up to join army. This made Claudius furious. So what next? Did he give up? Nooo ways, instead he had an crazy idea. He thought that if men remains single and don’t marry anyone then they wouldn’t have any issues with joining army. So Claudius banned all the new marriages. Youth where of the view that this law was cruel and ridiculous. Even I thought it was foolish law which aimed at opposing the nature! I certainly wasn't going to support that law!

Sorry I forgot to mention that I was a priest!! Being a priest my favorite activity was to marry people. I did not stop performing marriage ceremony even after Claudius passed his law, I kept performing my activity -- secretly, of course. It was an exciting moment to marry people secretly. The ceremony went on something like this way; A small candlelit room with bride, groom and myself whispering the words of ceremony and listening to the steps of soldiers all the while and keeping mum if a soldiers stood nearby room.

One night, we did hear footsteps. It was too scary, but thank lord the couple I was marrying left the place in time and escaped. But unfortunately I was caught and was under arrest. I was thrown behind the bars and told that ‘Death’ was my punishment.

I tried to stay happy. And guess what? Wonderful things happened with me in prison. Too many young people came to meet me over there. They threw notes and flowers on my window. They all just wanted me to know that they, too believed in love like I do.

The Daughter of the Jailor was also one these young couple. Her father did not oppose her to meet me in the cell and gave her the permission for the same (I guess even he believed in love, but because of fear of Claudius he kept silence). Sometimes we would sit and have chat for hours and hours. She always helped me keep my spirits up like a true friend. She agreed that I did right by not following emperors law and continuing with secret marriages.

Finally the day arrived when I was to die, on that day I left my friend a little note thanking her for her friendship and loyalty. I signed it, "Love from your Valentine."

I believe that note started festival or the ritual of giving love messages to each other on Valentine's Day. Note was written on the day I died, February 14, 269 A.D. Now, every year on this day, people remember to pass love messages but still there are many who don’t remember me, I guess they don’t even know me properly and also the reason behind celebrating this day. But those who know me – most importantly, they think about love and friendship. And when they think of Emperor Claudius, they remember how he tried to come in the way of love, and they laugh -- because they know that love can't be beaten!

Your Valentine …. 

Girl and Boy can never be Best Friends ...

I never said but I LOVED YOU

I like you because you were the one who helped me in moving on from my ex,
But I think loving you even after knowing that you love somebody else is like hurting my own leg with an axe..

I like you because you were the one who always tried to understand me,
But whenever I tried to understand you, you always refused and kept distance and never allowed me..




I like you because you are not like other girls i have come across,
But because you are not like others i never felt like I can ever fall for you and even can die for you and put my life at loss..

I like you because you thought me how to live life and avoid pains,
But you never thought how to live without talking to you and how to remove you from my vains..

I like you because you were always there whenever I needed you,
But you didn't teach me how to handle such morning where I'm not greeted by you..

I always liked you but had to hide my feelings behind fun and flirt because I knew you deserve a much better partner and could get much more of everything that I could give you,
But deep inside I always wished that why cant I become that partner who can give you everything that you deserve and  never had to leave you..!!!